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Hurray for Santa Claus

televandalist:

The Fleshtones - Hurray for Santa Claus! (Theme from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians)

Just watched Santa Claus Conquers the Martians for the first time. This song is definitely in my head now.

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I’ve always loved space and the planets. I’ve seen a few “human planets” sets done by other artists (I saw one in particular that inspired me to start this one but I lost the link) and most of them are pretty literal in the human department. I wanted to try making something more androgynous and godlike.

The colors are all based off the planets’ true colors, and the designs are a mix of the names’ mythos and Holst’s “The Planets” suite. They get progressively less human the further they are from the Sun, which I thought was fun. :) Enjoy!! Pluto included.

Planet Souls!

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jtotheizzoe:

Encounters With Orb Weavers

Spiders come in packages big and small, from the pinhead-sized Patu digua to the foot-wide nightmare factory known as the giant huntsman spider. There is no reason a spider needs to be that big, nature. No reason save scaring the children.

In North America, the largest spider most of us will ever encounter is the golden orb-weaver (Argiope aurantia). Most likely, you will encounter it with your face, early in the morning, as you walk through one of its distinctively round webs, propelling you from sleepy to OH GOD IT’S IN MY HAIR GET IT OUT AHHHHHH in less than three seconds. It’s the Ferrari of fear.

Eventually you settle down, and you are finally able to appreciate their elaborately woven hunting nets, glistening in the dew. There they sit, one spider sentry per sticky circle, waiting for lunch, or breakfast, or perhaps even elevensies, if spiders eat elevensies.

I came across a fine assortment of orb-weavers recently while passing through Hope, Texas, which is just about the cutest name for a town that there ever was. The spiders were nice enough to let me take their picture. Of course, everyone’s nice in Hope.

Isn’t it nice how the low sun shines through their translucent upper limbs, highlighting that delicate array of sensory hairs? They use those prickly probes to tactilely “hear” their web and the world. Spiders don’t have ears. Which is probably a good thing, since they would look rather silly with them. There was an amazing amount of pigment variation, even between spiders a few feet apart. Rare were the blacks and yellows I’ve seen elsewhere, replaced by mottled khaki and white, certainly a more appropriate color scheme for the limited palette of brown and slightly lighter brown that paints the Texas summer:

(via) Ok maybe it’s not quite that bad. But it’s not far off. Ugh, I can still feel the heat. But I digress …

In case you’re wondering, yes, I did throw that grasshopper into the middle spider’s web, because carnage makes for good photography. The local population of grasshoppers was thereby lowered from 7,438,219,900 to a not-at-all-dangerously-low 7,438,219,899. The spiders of Hope, Texas seem to live in an all-you-can-eat buffet, the Golden Corral for golden orb-weaving spiders.

This male (noted by the smaller body size) had the ‘hopper swaddled in a dinner jacket in less than ten seconds, like an eight-armed Chipotle employee on meth. Drink up!

The bottom picture threw me for a loop. Or rather threw me for a zig-zag. At first glance, I thought maybe that spider was making some sort of avant-garde architectural statement with its web. But then it occurred to me that spiders are clearly postmodernist architects, with their love for simplicity, form meeting function, all that.

A little research at home told me that the chevron-shaped structure is called a stabilimentum. The function of this adornment is still debated, but it’s known that only day-hunting spiders use them, and those that do catch about a third fewer bugs than those that don’t. My favorite theory suggests it’s a trade-off between less chow and helping birds and errant humans named Joe avoid careening through your masterpiece of a meal-catcher. I guess the idea is “keep a bird off it”.

Evolution loves a little give and take. It’s not as cool as the spider who builds a spider-shaped decoy in its web, but every artist has to start somewhere.

I’m not sure I’ll ever love spiders, but days like this make me at least strongly like them. A common species, yes, but stopping to smell the science is always an uncommon experience.

"I’m not sure I’ll ever love spiders." But look how cute they are with their…wait what? Sensory hairs and face-level webs!? Who comes up with this stuff?

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